He’s as handsome as David Beckham, cooler than a cucumber in Ray Bans, costs considerably less than Ronaldo and is quite simply the finest, funniest gift for football fans here on Plant Earth.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we give you ….The No.1 Fan.

The No.1 Fan is a 25cm high plastic toy representing football fans everywhere. He may have had a few too many pies, he certainly won’t get to play professionally but be in no doubt, this little fellow will follow his team through thick and thin, rain or shine, win or lose.

In his jeans and replica shirt, the No.1 Fan swings his hips and waves his scarf when a button is pressed on his base, but that’s not all, he sings five of your favourite teams most popular terrace chants.

The Fan is an ideal gift for dads, husbands, sons or anyone who likes a laugh and a kick about. Rival fans get to wind up their mates and loyal supporters get a friend for life.

In short, it’s on sale, it’s fun, it’s £19.99 and we think you should own one.

The No.1 Fan is available from Footballbits Football Souvenirs